Tyrion Lannister’s loyalty to John Stamos is touching.
Sookie wants to get close to Stamos regardless of the consequences.
Tom Brady knows that losing the Superbowl is nothing compared to the pain of a Stamos-less life.
Sandler wants Stamos to reign over him.
Tom and Huck will have to battle it out for Stamos.
Adele could have had it all but she wanted Stamos.
Raph will shred anyone but Stamos.
Mitt Romney’s best quality is his natural ability to pine for John Stamos.
A babyfaced Ryan Gosling pines for the man they call Stamos.
Allison Sheedy has nothing better to do than pine for John Stamos.
Breaking hearts. One Stamos at a time.